Things to do at Walmart

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1.. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Good grief

Well Thanksgiving was a success-man, I am a goooooood cook! The turkey turned out perfect, absolutely perfect. So did everything else, but well know that even if everything else is perfect, if the turkey isn't the meal is ruined. I had alot of fun however tiring that day.
The girl at work that I couldn't stand for weeks is no longer an ogre-actually we get along really well now which works for me seeing as we work 3 shifts in a row together now.
I am starting to get ready for my daughter's first birthday in a few short weeks, and Christmas too. So much to do so little time-it sneaks up and kicks me in the ass every year.
Oh and the other new thing-I have started taking vitamins. I figure what can it hurt, and I think I need them. With as tired and run down as you get working the shifts that I do, any help is welcome. A multi women's 1 a day and an Omega 3-6-9

My goodness

How is it October 1st already??? My life is flying by so fast right now, and I am too tired to keep up! So much has happened the last few weeks. Hmmm where to start?

I got a new car!!! Well, new to me is a 2000 VW Passat Wagon. It is silver and power everything-major downfall is it is a standard. So guess what I am learning-yup, patience. I am not good at it. Patience OR driving stick. But hey, it's wheels right, freedom.

Austin and I are sick. Chesty head cold-ish bug. Work is going...I have had a few problems in that area of my life. I can't stand one girl I work with-like to the point where I would LOVE to run her down with my car. And I got into a nasty battle with a customer who threatened me because he was drunk and not getting his own way. The guy was stopped by police after leaving the bar because we saw he had a weapon, turns out the guy was arrested cause he also have cocaine and e and lots of other crap in his car-like well in to the thousands worth. So possesion with intent to sell and possesion of an illegal weapon are probably what he is facing-bet ya he just loves me! So when you are not liking your job anymore, makes it hard to get up and go. To spend 8 hours of your night that you could use sleeping, absolutely miserable is no fun at all.

What else is new? We are starting to look around for places to take a vacation in the spring-that is our Christmas present to each other this year. I am starting to plan for my daughter's first birthday, exactly 1 months and 8 days from today.